If I were King of the Forrrrreeeeessst!

So I slept passed my alarm and was rewarded with the coolest of dreams. Before the alarm I was in a run down city in a lush place and there was a very smart girl tagging along with me and my wife. I was teaching her different things and she wanted to finish this mentoring session later by tagging along to our home. She had to stop by and ask her parents first and I was asked to help in her behalf. I soon learned why.
The house was nice on the inside but the mother was.... a wreck? Paranoid and irrational at least. The Father was cool though. Each time I explained what and why her daughter wanted to learn and get mentoring she would interrupt, twist my words and make me sound like an insidious villain. The Dad was happy outgoing and smart he was going to let me help.

After turning off the alarm, I proceeded to my place where I was greeted by a procession of people in run down vehicles. They were picking up my stuff from my run down house and taking me to a large old beat up mansion. I sense a pattern here....I was informed that the ruler had passed away and I was to be king! I must have been on some island nation or something. The people were Polynesian of some type. My bother Nathan was there and I asked him to be my right hand man. They were unloading our things and I looked around the mansion. It wasn't much but hey, with work it would be nice. There was a grand lawn and stream near by.

While seeing to my personal effects I was summoned by a person to "something of utmost importance." There were government officials about to clear the stream by blasting it with water and flooding it briefly to clear things out. The person who summoned me said the little pieces of trash would pollute the growing fields downstream and that a brave and worthy king would dare to fight the current and keep the kingdom clean.

Yeah, he was just being a jerk. I said fine but that "In my kingdom everyone must work to preserve it" so he should help me. The king is not above his subject but he serves them as an example. I also added that if he didn't help he would be exiled from the kingdom. Reluctantly he joined but was touched by the humble show of force and principle. Even though He got hosed (literally) by the workers, he and others were getting the idea of who I was and how I would be.

Hail to the King baby.

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