The Next Project

I'm kind of torn. I like doing the videos now that I can :D but I love posting funny stuff and pictures. I think my next project should be photos... of legs. That was the winning request. I'm probably going to get Heather to film all the cute kids around us i.e. Hunter, Lilly, Zane, Valor and all other Nephews and Nieces. Everyone loves cute videos!...right? (I Hope you're not kid haters!)

I also need to get Jake to post his comics or I'll do it for him. They are funny!

BTW... Boris is watching you.... Heed his message! (*cough* *bottom Right!*)

Movie Premire!

Grab a small bag of popcorn and soda!



Great HUH?

Workin' it

So.... I've got movie stuff but no movie posts... odd huh? Not really. I'd be editing all the funny and stupid stuff today but I want more money so I'm workin' the easy Memorial Day Holiday. Soon is the word that comes to mind, Soon.

(Bwhahahahahhahaha! *wipe away tear*)

Oh! and my weekly Poll!
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At the Office

Heather and I went to the Chiropractor the other day. Dr. Jim is an awesome guy. We always get to talking and joking as he makes comments on how much you pop when he adjust you.

Dr. Jim: "Holey Toledo!"
Me: "Ohio!"
Heather: "Gozimas"
Me: "Huh?"
Heather: "You should always say 'Gozaimas' after you say 'Ohio' in Japanese!"
Me: "But I was talking about the state. You know, Toledo.... Ohio..."
Heather: "Gozaimas!"

LOLZ!

Watch and laugh!

As soon as I figure out how to work some video editing software you're gonna have some funny hilarity ensuing. By the way the Poll is done! Votes are in!

It is amusing that NO ONE wanted to hear any deep thoughts. It's a tie between Funny stories and Legs with 4 votes each. More photos was close and had 3 votes. It got an early lead but amusement and appealing body parts won. I like the whole Poll idea I think I'll do it once a week so keep VOTING! There's a new one on the left.

I Get My Flip Video Today!

Here's a fun vid in the mean time untill I have my productions up and running.

If I were King of the Forrrrreeeeessst!

So I slept passed my alarm and was rewarded with the coolest of dreams. Before the alarm I was in a run down city in a lush place and there was a very smart girl tagging along with me and my wife. I was teaching her different things and she wanted to finish this mentoring session later by tagging along to our home. She had to stop by and ask her parents first and I was asked to help in her behalf. I soon learned why.
The house was nice on the inside but the mother was.... a wreck? Paranoid and irrational at least. The Father was cool though. Each time I explained what and why her daughter wanted to learn and get mentoring she would interrupt, twist my words and make me sound like an insidious villain. The Dad was happy outgoing and smart he was going to let me help.

After turning off the alarm, I proceeded to my place where I was greeted by a procession of people in run down vehicles. They were picking up my stuff from my run down house and taking me to a large old beat up mansion. I sense a pattern here....I was informed that the ruler had passed away and I was to be king! I must have been on some island nation or something. The people were Polynesian of some type. My bother Nathan was there and I asked him to be my right hand man. They were unloading our things and I looked around the mansion. It wasn't much but hey, with work it would be nice. There was a grand lawn and stream near by.

While seeing to my personal effects I was summoned by a person to "something of utmost importance." There were government officials about to clear the stream by blasting it with water and flooding it briefly to clear things out. The person who summoned me said the little pieces of trash would pollute the growing fields downstream and that a brave and worthy king would dare to fight the current and keep the kingdom clean.

Yeah, he was just being a jerk. I said fine but that "In my kingdom everyone must work to preserve it" so he should help me. The king is not above his subject but he serves them as an example. I also added that if he didn't help he would be exiled from the kingdom. Reluctantly he joined but was touched by the humble show of force and principle. Even though He got hosed (literally) by the workers, he and others were getting the idea of who I was and how I would be.

Hail to the King baby.

(<---- remember to vote!)

It Arrrriiived! Arrived I say! Arrived!

So my Mother's Day / Birthday present for Heather came. Funny enough, the UPS guy left it at the back door. I don't think he wanted to lug the 5 foot box back and say it was undelivered. Heather was so happy she squealed with joy. After regaining my hearing, and a chiropractor visit, it was set up. (by Thom) Even I couldn't keep my hands off of it. Heather had to pry me away. Anyway, I think she and I will like it for years to come. It will also never get out of tune. Electronic piano keyboards are cool like that.

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We also had enough Cash Back Bonus from our Discover card we got a fun small camcorder. Another thing Heather's wanted and that I know I'll have fun with. Every time I've heard things about Flip Video it's been good things. (hint- some stores are selling the Ultra 60 min kind $20 less *Sam's Club*cough*)That should arrive -hopefully- today! *cross fingers* Then you may see an occasional VLOG! Darth Vlogger will emerge and take over the universe! Come to the dark side, we have cookies! -V

At least you'll be able to see Hunter be all cute, and crazy adventures, and stupid rants, and... well..... we'll see. BTW take my poll on the left. <------- and check out Guido in the bottom left. He does mean things when you don't leave comments. This site is so jam packed and full of color. Am I ADD? Ooo! bunny!

Mush

Mother's day was great! I made Heather feel like a million bucks and I'm happy she enjoyed it. It's a much better change of pace to other Holiday experiences for my wife.

At the end of the day our friend Syhalla came by for some head shots. She's planning on trying out for a part in a play. There were several good ones but this was the winner. As payment, among her repertoire of skill is massage therapy. She helped teach just a bit to both Heather and I. It was sssssoooooooooo nice. I is still puddle today. We want to learn so it will be benefit for the family. Heh, what better way to round out Mother's day than to end with a massage?

Between Divinity and Despiration

In this world we walk a fine line between divinity and desperation. It's like a balance beam. Everyone falls off, but to get further and know more you hop on again. Some are tired of falling and stay on the ground.

Unseen, is the loud obnoxious protesters seven feet in front of this man.

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Ever feel like one of these?

Why?

A Walk Down.... What was that Lane again?

So Mary, a great friend, has started a group blog for posting funny memories. It's there on the right under Our Memories link. e-mail me if you'd like to post on it and I'll give you the name and password. Mary may have e-mailed it to you as well. She wants it spread as far as possible.

Reviewing Reviews

Wow. So, for fun I've been surfing around to the blogs about Expelled. Comments are really interesting. You can tell people who have actually seen the movie, and those who haven't. First, anyone mentioning how it's creationist "propaganda" hasn't seen it and is writing in ignorance or are just dumb, deaf, and blind while watching the movie. The same goes for anyone who says it's all about anti-Darwin stuff. Although there are few people who share expressions of doubt on evolution, it isn't about that, nor is it about establishing the evidence for Intelligent Design.

It's about the established scientific institution repressing alternate scientific ideas; specifically ID. It shows the damages caused by this heavy-handedness, and other damages in the past. With such an emotionally charged issue Expelled is really turning heads and also turning over the ugly side of some people.

Whether your evolutionary-atheist, evangelical-Christean, or plain old American, the message is important. Freedom of inquiry, freedom for pursuit of truth, freedom from persecution. Freedom is the antidote to prejudice, and the catalyst to achievement.